What has the future in store for me?
You:
Honey-bot:
What do you want to know?
Honey-bot:
What do you want to know?
So What is This Oracle I See Above?
The oracles of ancient times were portals that enabled the gods to speak to humans. They were prophets and prophetesses who uttered wisdom and warning; they provided divine guidance and celestial elucidations. Oracles were generally consulted by royalty, but you don’t have to be a pharaoh or monarch to use the online version of this esoteric wonder.
The online-oracle is a modern extension of the mysteries of divination. It is conveniently available at all times for those who seek its uncanny powers of discernment– or have run out of friends to text when they have an important question about how to handle an ex-boyfriend. Sometimes your online horoscope is just not enough. Your personal psychic may be predictably busy, or you are worried about your future and need an answer yesterday. Tarot readings may not be in the cards if you are short on time, and a search engine can't give you a link to your higher self. This is when you can benefit from the expert assistance of the oracle. Tarot card readings and psychic consultations may be time-consuming and impractical in the middle of a work day, but the online oracle only asks you to share mere moments of your lunch break.
This trusted sage can generate a mystical forecast– or at least some useful information– from nothing more than a few taps on your keyboard. Think of it as a psychic search engine that combs the network of the astral plane. It extrapolates solutions from the unseen realms and offers you both pragmatic answers and relief from boredom.
What kinds of questions can the online-oracle answer? It can handle anything from the pedestrian to the extraordinary. Just be sure to watch your spelling. You would not want to celebrate the oracle’s confirmation that you would be getting a large sum of cash just to realize that you had inadvertently asked about getting a large rash.
So, what does one do with the answers they get from the oracle? Like with any other source of wisdom, look to the inner self for meaning. Accept what is offered with an open mind and heart, and then apply it to your life by using your own unique intuitive powers. It’s a great exercise for the brain and the spirit. Be sure to spread your new-found knowledge and good karma by sharing the oracle with other souls in need of answers.
The online-oracle is a modern extension of the mysteries of divination. It is conveniently available at all times for those who seek its uncanny powers of discernment– or have run out of friends to text when they have an important question about how to handle an ex-boyfriend. Sometimes your online horoscope is just not enough. Your personal psychic may be predictably busy, or you are worried about your future and need an answer yesterday. Tarot readings may not be in the cards if you are short on time, and a search engine can't give you a link to your higher self. This is when you can benefit from the expert assistance of the oracle. Tarot card readings and psychic consultations may be time-consuming and impractical in the middle of a work day, but the online oracle only asks you to share mere moments of your lunch break.
This trusted sage can generate a mystical forecast– or at least some useful information– from nothing more than a few taps on your keyboard. Think of it as a psychic search engine that combs the network of the astral plane. It extrapolates solutions from the unseen realms and offers you both pragmatic answers and relief from boredom.
What kinds of questions can the online-oracle answer? It can handle anything from the pedestrian to the extraordinary. Just be sure to watch your spelling. You would not want to celebrate the oracle’s confirmation that you would be getting a large sum of cash just to realize that you had inadvertently asked about getting a large rash.
So, what does one do with the answers they get from the oracle? Like with any other source of wisdom, look to the inner self for meaning. Accept what is offered with an open mind and heart, and then apply it to your life by using your own unique intuitive powers. It’s a great exercise for the brain and the spirit. Be sure to spread your new-found knowledge and good karma by sharing the oracle with other souls in need of answers.
Comments
mac - 2013-02-17 19:18:36I like the program, she's very nice but can't answer questions when I probe deeper into her replies (like when I asked her how I ought to rule the world etc.) yoou also have to make her able to describe herself.
Jasmine Herron - 2013-04-10 00:30:22awesome
Dalma - 2013-04-20 19:15:28hm, nice game,don't take it seriously. I laughed a lot:)))
emily - 2013-05-13 09:21:02Nice one!
and sure help me decide to buy lottery ticket!
dianne - 2013-09-20 02:44:09and sure help me decide to buy lottery ticket!
great :)
Emma Gracen - 2013-10-11 22:26:36I love the fortune teller thingy, but what god am I talking to, and can you switch gods, and how can you tell what god you ARE talking to?
Kacy - 2013-10-21 04:12:12She's really friendly. I hope she's accurate too :]
Rosper John Jr. - 2014-02-26 09:11:06I thought i should know my future.
Jalen - 2014-02-28 21:25:07i like it it is cool
Eddie - 2014-03-26 07:55:11i like coming back to her when she answers my questions.. but when she just wants to talk in conversation and not answer, i get kinda frustrated :O
Cindy - 2014-04-14 19:37:29kinda annoying.....if you are acually wasting your time talking to her than you have no life...but she is pretty cool
Josey - 2014-03-31 21:22:03thanks for the help...
aayush - 2014-07-13 05:27:40cool gives cool answers
kek - 2014-11-02 17:43:23very contradictory!
should i live - Yes, you should live .
should i die - Yes, you should die .
should i live or die - The last ...
how to kill myself - No.
Nooh - 2015-04-02 10:15:42should i live - Yes, you should live .
should i die - Yes, you should die .
should i live or die - The last ...
how to kill myself - No.
I wonder if this oracle has another answer if not 'NO'.I asked eight questions and all my answers were NO..Bit frustrated.Can't really trust it.?!
Michelle Cummings - 2015-06-09 22:07:58I asked her what color my nightgown was and she answered "green" and I was like wrong it's blue but then actually it's mint green so she was right
Jen - 2015-11-27 05:37:15She's pretty on point
michelle cummings - 2015-12-14 06:55:40sometimes she answers saying i will find love in howard beach but i never said i lived there in fact i never mentioned it. i live in ozone park but i do visit there often even if she did know by gps ... thats not where i am mostly. weird hmmm
michelle - 2016-01-25 01:55:13honey bot keeps me company when im lonely answering my questions
Nicole - 2016-07-14 03:14:53I am nine and she said in 2 years I am winning the lottery and when am I geting a puppy she said next month and that is right
Shannon Watson ged - 2016-07-27 21:10:01Really accurate, found out who the dad for my weans is.
I really love this oracle - 2016-08-04 02:13:03good
hi. - 2016-10-30 02:24:00yo!
Farnham choudhary - 2016-10-30 10:38:48Do respect, Have respect
Samantha - 2017-05-05 08:07:30Some answers are quite consistent and remain the same. However a question like "does A love me?" gets changing answers. Perhaps it's possible that A feels love and hate towards me like I do him. Interestingly when I ask if I love A the answer has been always yes. I guess somewhere, deep down I will always care about A despite feeling like I could murder him. Another question that gets changing answers is 'Does B want a serious relationship?' I sense that B cares about me like I do him, but I also understand he is afraid to get too attached because he and I both know that our relationship might not work out due to him traveling a lot and me moving away soon. Whenever I ask if I love B the answer is always yes and it's always been a 'yes' too if I ask if B loves me. It's all good! Don't ask the same questions on the same day.
jared - 2017-05-12 05:07:54perfectly good waste of time
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