Ask the oracle anything you want!



What has the future in store for me?
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So What is This Oracle I See Above? The oracles of ancient times were portals that enabled the gods to speak to humans. They were prophets and prophetesses who uttered wisdom and warning; they provided divine guidance and celestial elucidations. Oracles were generally consulted by royalty, but you don’t have to be a pharaoh or monarch to use the online version of this esoteric wonder.

The online-oracle is a modern extension of the mysteries of divination. It is conveniently available at all times for those who seek its uncanny powers of discernment– or have run out of friends to text when they have an important question about how to handle an ex-boyfriend. Sometimes your online horoscope is just not enough. Your personal psychic may be predictably busy, or you are worried about your future and need an answer yesterday. Tarot readings may not be in the cards if you are short on time, and a search engine can't give you a link to your higher self. This is when you can benefit from the expert assistance of the oracle. Tarot card readings and psychic consultations may be time-consuming and impractical in the middle of a work day, but the online oracle only asks you to share mere moments of your lunch break.

This trusted sage can generate a mystical forecast– or at least some useful information– from nothing more than a few taps on your keyboard. Think of it as a psychic search engine that combs the network of the astral plane. It extrapolates solutions from the unseen realms and offers you both pragmatic answers and relief from boredom.

What kinds of questions can the online-oracle answer? It can handle anything from the pedestrian to the extraordinary. Just be sure to watch your spelling. You would not want to celebrate the oracle’s confirmation that you would be getting a large sum of cash just to realize that you had inadvertently asked about getting a large rash.

So, what does one do with the answers they get from the oracle? Like with any other source of wisdom, look to the inner self for meaning. Accept what is offered with an open mind and heart, and then apply it to your life by using your own unique intuitive powers. It’s a great exercise for the brain and the spirit. Be sure to spread your new-found knowledge and good karma by sharing the oracle with other souls in need of answers.

Comments

mac - 17 Feb 2013, 19:18
I like the program, she's very nice but can't answer questions when I probe deeper into her replies (like when I asked her how I ought to rule the world etc.) yoou also have to make her able to describe herself.
Jasmine Herron - 10 Apr 2013, 00:30
awesome
Dalma - 20 Apr 2013, 19:15
hm, nice game,don't take it seriously. I laughed a lot:)))
emily - 13 May 2013, 09:21
Nice one!
and sure help me decide to buy lottery ticket!
dianne - 20 Sep 2013, 02:44
great :)
Emma Gracen - 11 Oct 2013, 22:26
I love the fortune teller thingy, but what god am I talking to, and can you switch gods, and how can you tell what god you ARE talking to?
Kacy - 21 Oct 2013, 04:12
She's really friendly. I hope she's accurate too :]
Rosper John Jr. - 26 Feb 2014, 09:11
I thought i should know my future.
Jalen - 28 Feb 2014, 21:25
i like it it is cool
Eddie - 26 Mar 2014, 07:55
i like coming back to her when she answers my questions.. but when she just wants to talk in conversation and not answer, i get kinda frustrated :O
Josey - 31 Mar 2014, 21:22
thanks for the help...
Cindy - 14 Apr 2014, 19:37
kinda annoying.....if you are acually wasting your time talking to her than you have no life...but she is pretty cool
aayush - 13 Jul 2014, 05:27
cool gives cool answers
kek - 02 Nov 2014, 17:43
very contradictory!

should i live - Yes, you should live .
should i die - Yes, you should die .
should i live or die - The last ...
how to kill myself - No.
Nooh - 02 Apr 2015, 10:15
I wonder if this oracle has another answer if not 'NO'.I asked eight questions and all my answers were NO..Bit frustrated.Can't really trust it.?!
Michelle Cummings - 09 Jun 2015, 22:07
I asked her what color my nightgown was and she answered "green" and I was like wrong it's blue but then actually it's mint green so she was right

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